May nag-text sa nilulumot kong cellphone mula sa isang nilulumot na ring kaibigan ng mga text jokes. hehehe...
Eto na ang nakakatuwang text jokes, sana mangiti man lang kau.
Text jokes #1:
Tarsier, world's smallest monkey. Tamaraw, world's smallest carabao. Ate Glo, world's smallest president. All found in the Philippines! Talaga naman proud 2 b a Filipino!
Text jokes #2:
Pari: tong white candle ang ccindihan ng mga dalaga at binata para makakita ng 2nay na luv. Red pra sa mga balo, upng mak-tgpo ng new luv.
OLD MAIDS:Kami po Padre wat kulay ang ccindihan namin?
Pari:Magsindi kayo ng katol habang naghihintay. c",)
Text jokes #3: itong isa may pagka macho at anti-women...
Baka may kila2 ka girl intersted mgwork sa Purefoods? I will recommend... sayang din ok naman benefits... P15k starting pay w/training and free un4rm pa... plus meal allowance... after 3 months regular na kaya may increase in salary... tapos health insurance and retirement benefits... plus 50% off on all purefoods products kasi nga employee... Txt me if may alam kang interested ha... Requirement...At least College level... aggressive...positive outlook... can do multi tasking job and can work flexible hours... no height requirement pero dapat wla panty ksi ang work nya "hulmahan ng hotdog"! tender juicy...kids cn tell! c",)
Jokes lang po! pang pasaya ng buhay! LOL!
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Katrina Halili Video sa Spankwire.com
Kailan kaya matatapos ang paghahanap sa video ni Katrina Halili at Maricar Reyes? Kung napanood nyo ang Katrina Halili-Hayden Kho video at ang isa pa ang Maricar Reyes-Hayden Kho video, matutuwa ka ba kung ikaw ang ang magulang ng dalawang artistang ito na sikat sa manonood ng pelikulang Pilipino? Ang mga video ng dalawang artistang ito habang nakikipaglampungan kay Hayden Kho ay directed mismo ni Dr. Hayden Kho, mahahalata naman kasi ilang beses na inayos ni Hayden Kho ng pwesto ang kamera.
Noong naghahanap ako ng video ni Katrina Halili at Maricar Reyes, sabi ng anak ko punta daw ako sa sites na fleshasiadaily.com o kaya daw sa spankwire.com. Ang anak ko pa ang nagtip sa akin. Ang mga sites na ito ay di pang bata. Mga sites ito para sa mga mahihilig at matatakaw sa karneng buhay. Ibat ibang klase ng adventures ang mapapanood dito.
Kaya kung ayaw nyo na mapunta sa adult sites na ito ang inyong mga anak na menor de edad, paano ang gagawin nyo? Mahirap mamonitor ang mga bata mas lalo na kung sa mga computer cafe sila mag-internet. Payuhan na lang at sabihan na huwag tularan ang kanilang mga napanood. Kung sa bahay naman, lagyan ng block ang inyong computer.
Pero dun sa me edad, sa mga gurang, na makukulit na gustong-gustong mapanood ang Katrina Halili video, punta kayo sa spankwire.com kaya lang ingat kayo sa virus (di naman HIV) na maaring ngumatngat sa inyong mga files. At maging problema nyo pa sa paggana ng inyong computer at maepektuhan ang inyong trabaho, laro at mga paghahanap ng mga impormasyon sa internet. Sa kaunting sarap sobrang hirap... LOL!
Hindi ko isinamang i-post ang video kasi tiyak meron na kayo... Tsaka bawal sa google baka ma-ban ang blog na ito. hehehe. Yung wala pa magdilhensya na lang sa spankwire.com o sa mga kaibigan nyo na meron.
Katrina Halili pic:
Noong naghahanap ako ng video ni Katrina Halili at Maricar Reyes, sabi ng anak ko punta daw ako sa sites na fleshasiadaily.com o kaya daw sa spankwire.com. Ang anak ko pa ang nagtip sa akin. Ang mga sites na ito ay di pang bata. Mga sites ito para sa mga mahihilig at matatakaw sa karneng buhay. Ibat ibang klase ng adventures ang mapapanood dito.
Kaya kung ayaw nyo na mapunta sa adult sites na ito ang inyong mga anak na menor de edad, paano ang gagawin nyo? Mahirap mamonitor ang mga bata mas lalo na kung sa mga computer cafe sila mag-internet. Payuhan na lang at sabihan na huwag tularan ang kanilang mga napanood. Kung sa bahay naman, lagyan ng block ang inyong computer.
Pero dun sa me edad, sa mga gurang, na makukulit na gustong-gustong mapanood ang Katrina Halili video, punta kayo sa spankwire.com kaya lang ingat kayo sa virus (di naman HIV) na maaring ngumatngat sa inyong mga files. At maging problema nyo pa sa paggana ng inyong computer at maepektuhan ang inyong trabaho, laro at mga paghahanap ng mga impormasyon sa internet. Sa kaunting sarap sobrang hirap... LOL!
Hindi ko isinamang i-post ang video kasi tiyak meron na kayo... Tsaka bawal sa google baka ma-ban ang blog na ito. hehehe. Yung wala pa magdilhensya na lang sa spankwire.com o sa mga kaibigan nyo na meron.
Katrina Halili pic:
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Freddie Roach vs Manny Pacquiao's adviser
Freddie Roach, Manny Pacquiao's long time trainer, and Team Pacquiao adviserMichael Koncz may ruin the bond between the coach trainer and the champion. It may affect and be disastrous to the coming Cotto vs Pacquiao mega fight on November 14, 2009.
The growing resentment of Freddie Roach arise from the question where they are going to train. Freddie Roach wants to hold their training in Mexico while Team Pacquiao wants it in Baguio City Philippines.
According to Roach, if the training is in the Philippines, Pacquiao will be distracted. Roach is very concerned with Miguel Cotto as an opponent for Pacman, which is not like in the Paccquiao-dela Hoya and Pacquiao-Hatton fights.
This means that Roach is not confident Pacquiao will demolish Cotto so he wants to be sure by training Pacquiao to the maximum. To shield Pacman away from distractions like women and politics?
But Manny Pacquiao is the boss of himself. No one tells him where to train, who to fight and how much money he will accept for his bouts. But Manny should mend the fences now before it is too late. Frustration on the side of Freddie Roach may be heading to a disaster.
This is Manny Pacquiao is the boss. But who is the real boss? Jinkee, the wife of Pacman.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Super Ferry 9 sunk in Zamboanga City
Superferry 9 sunk in the waters off Sirawai in Zamboanga City in Mindanao Philippines. The ferry owned by WG&A with more than 900 passengers tilted early Sunday but has sunk now in the bottom of the sea. The ferry is on the way to General Santos City, the hometown of Manny Pacquiao.
Fatalities of the sea tragedy now: 2 killed, 3 hurt and more than 600 evacuated to nearby towns according to reports.
I was listening to the radio DZRH this morning, and I was amused and amazed how the radio anchor Nino Bonito ? and a lady broadcaster interview a passenger on a sinking ship. The passenger sent report by cellphone and he was asking for help from the authorities. He said they need helicopter to save them.
The passenger reported that many passengers jump off the waters to save themselves from the sinking ship. He also said that the crews already left the ship and they were left behind because lifeboats were already filled up. I can hear through the background voices of people shouting.
And then he said his cellphone is lowbat... then silence. I am wondering what happened to the passenger who was reporting while the ship was going down to the bottom. Was he rescued?
Tragedies happened. I hope the authorities will do some drastic measures to prevent sea disaster that happened to Super Ferry 9.
The Philippine is an archipelago composed of more than 7,000 islands and the cheapest way to travel is by boat.
Fatalities of the sea tragedy now: 2 killed, 3 hurt and more than 600 evacuated to nearby towns according to reports.
I was listening to the radio DZRH this morning, and I was amused and amazed how the radio anchor Nino Bonito ? and a lady broadcaster interview a passenger on a sinking ship. The passenger sent report by cellphone and he was asking for help from the authorities. He said they need helicopter to save them.
The passenger reported that many passengers jump off the waters to save themselves from the sinking ship. He also said that the crews already left the ship and they were left behind because lifeboats were already filled up. I can hear through the background voices of people shouting.
And then he said his cellphone is lowbat... then silence. I am wondering what happened to the passenger who was reporting while the ship was going down to the bottom. Was he rescued?
Tragedies happened. I hope the authorities will do some drastic measures to prevent sea disaster that happened to Super Ferry 9.
The Philippine is an archipelago composed of more than 7,000 islands and the cheapest way to travel is by boat.
Blount Punch | Video
Ang galing ni Blount kaya lang hindi sa footbal kundi sa boksing. Hehehe.
Panoorin niyo ang video, isang suntok lang knock out agad ang kalaban. Dapat sa kaniya boksing hindi football.
Manny, recruit mo na sa kwadra mo...
OO nga pala tinalo ni Sonsona na alaga ni Manny, taga Gensan si Lopez ang Puerto Rican champion boxer. Kaya meron ang Pinas na 6 na world champion, right? Ibang blog naman ito i-post ko.
Watch the video how Blount punch knock out his opponent. he he he...
Panoorin niyo ang video, isang suntok lang knock out agad ang kalaban. Dapat sa kaniya boksing hindi football.
Manny, recruit mo na sa kwadra mo...
OO nga pala tinalo ni Sonsona na alaga ni Manny, taga Gensan si Lopez ang Puerto Rican champion boxer. Kaya meron ang Pinas na 6 na world champion, right? Ibang blog naman ito i-post ko.
Watch the video how Blount punch knock out his opponent. he he he...
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Mikey Arroyo Interview | Video
Mikey Arroyo, the son of the President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, is the new You Tube sensation after his interview at Unang Hirit of GMA7, an early morning show, by Igan (Arnold Clavio) and Winnie Monsod August 31, 2008.
Thanks to Pinaswatcher for posting in You Tube. Thanks to Arnold Clavio and Winnie Monsod for the excellent interview.
Mikey Arroyo shows the Filipino people how he earn millions in just a couple of years as a lawmaker in the the House of Representatives. His brother Dato Arroyo also a congressman of Camarines Sur bought a house. The focus of the interview was the 63.7 million beach front house he owned in the United States.
Watch the video and judge for yourself if, the presidential son, can earn millions the Mikey Arroyo way. The comments of viewers are also interesting, like the word liar, stupid, etc.
When I watched the video, reminds me of Pinnochio in the person of Mikey Arroyo.
Part 1 of the interview:
Part 2:
Thanks to Pinaswatcher for posting in You Tube. Thanks to Arnold Clavio and Winnie Monsod for the excellent interview.
Mikey Arroyo shows the Filipino people how he earn millions in just a couple of years as a lawmaker in the the House of Representatives. His brother Dato Arroyo also a congressman of Camarines Sur bought a house. The focus of the interview was the 63.7 million beach front house he owned in the United States.
Watch the video and judge for yourself if, the presidential son, can earn millions the Mikey Arroyo way. The comments of viewers are also interesting, like the word liar, stupid, etc.
When I watched the video, reminds me of Pinnochio in the person of Mikey Arroyo.
Part 1 of the interview:
Part 2:
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Erano Manalo died
Erano Manalo passed away August 31 at 3:53 pm in his home. He was 84 years old.
It was aired by the INC spokesman Bienvenido Santiago at the television station Net 25 an INC station. Erano Manalo was the executive minister of the Iglesia ni Cristo an indigineous religious group in the Philippines and independent from the Vatican.
According to the doctor of Erano Manalo, the caused of his death is cardiopulmonary arrest.
As of this writing an estimated 8,000 members of INC and friends are now massing up at the Central Temple of INC along Commonwealth Avenue in Quezon City to pay their last homage to Erano "ka Erdie" Manalo.
Erano Manalo was the son of Felix Manalo the founder of INC.
Brother Erano Manalo, may you Rest in Peace.
It was aired by the INC spokesman Bienvenido Santiago at the television station Net 25 an INC station. Erano Manalo was the executive minister of the Iglesia ni Cristo an indigineous religious group in the Philippines and independent from the Vatican.
According to the doctor of Erano Manalo, the caused of his death is cardiopulmonary arrest.
As of this writing an estimated 8,000 members of INC and friends are now massing up at the Central Temple of INC along Commonwealth Avenue in Quezon City to pay their last homage to Erano "ka Erdie" Manalo.
Erano Manalo was the son of Felix Manalo the founder of INC.
Brother Erano Manalo, may you Rest in Peace.
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